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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Mouse
A: Can you stop charming me?
M: Ehhhh... don't say I never warn you, dont, dont ever fall in love with me because should that day when you feel like I am god send, I will tell you Devil send me.
A: HAHAHHAHA!!! You are super thick skinned.
M: You know how you feel about me. Dont hide and dont surpress. I love underground, I promise things will work out and your bf wont even find out.
A: HAHAHAHHAH *speechless*
I have been getting TLC from my colleagues recently and they are all females! Weird. One of them just sms-ed me telling me she got me lozenges cos I have been coughing and she reminded me to take my medicine. Awwww...
BUT Oh please, take my medicine? Huh? What is medicine? I was describing to her how hard it can be for me when you ask me to take medicine. I do what I do best, I stare. =) Hahaha. Two things that will totally knock me out - medicine and cats. Of course, recently, I have added the third thing. Aint telling what is it... *whistles*
I had a very fun conversation the other day with another colleague who is considering marriage. Ahhh!!! These days I dont know why but everyone is getting married. I just found out yesterday that to get married, for the good hotels, you will actually need 1.5 years earlier! Gosh, this is crazy and I cannot actually imagine that marriage can be such popular thing to do nowadays. Oh one more thing, ROM only costs $26. Hah, to buy someone's life legally is actually so cheap ley!
A: I am thinking next year, haha, actually I dont know when he will propose.
M: Next year? No good.
A: Huh? Why?
M: Tiger year. No good.
A: Huh? I got hear that before but why?
M: Cos tigers fierce, they will eat up your marriage.
A: Are you sure that is what they mean? Means rat year best lah? Harmless...
M: Also no good.
A: How come ley?
M: Rats are classified under pest so no good.
A: Then which year good?
M: Hmmmmm...I dont know. But I got a suggestion. You marry me, every year good cos I promise to make our marriage work.
A: Ehhh, they said you ki siao, I dont believe. Now, I think hearing, seeing is believing. You need help anot?
M: Need, so you marry me.
A: . . . . I think I need to ask your boss to send you for counselling ley...
M: Thank you arrr...No need, I always get that so you marry me. Your bf no need to propose, I can guarantee my proposal will be the most romantic of all.
A: *walks away* I think you really abit something wrong liao. Tell your boss dont stress you so much lah~
HAHAHAHAH!!!
Then another group of colleagues were eating some biscuit and apparently, the sticks have got meanings on them so they decided to decipher the meaning. USEYBT got this:
 She passed it to me and said it is best suitable for me. She meant the mouse portion. Unfortunately/fortunately, I cannot find the courage to go and pursue. I do not dare to go and find out what I want to know. I am a little timid mouse who indulges in being one at times and believe me, I can even find 1001 exuses for being one.
Yes, incorrigible but unfortunately/fortunately, I do what I do best. I stare.Labels: emo elmo
JOanne thought hard on 11:01:00 PM.
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