Thursday, September 28, 2006
Ways to get FAT!!!

Before Joanne starts on yakking about how you should get FAT, lets look at the BIG BIG doggies first.
Smelly
Have you seen them on the MRT station before? They are so terrifying!!! Tooo FAT!!! They smell too, I bet the police did not bathe them!!! No no no, I just realised they are not FAT, they are just BIG-BUILT, yes, it's a thin fine line between FAT and BIG-BUILT. Ahhhh reminds me of this story where the character is a big-built guy that has harlequinaphobia and his poignant life is predicted by his grandpapa. Heh, anyway, that's not the point.
Sinful burger
The point is if you really want to be FAT, try Carl's Jr BURGERS. Oh my!!! They are so fat themselves already!!! (I know lah, I mountain turtle can??? I never eat before Carl's Jr, thats my first time can? BLEH!!! Thats because Joanne is usually very health conscious. =D )
oh so yummy
Oh no, this doesnt looks like something that is fattening but it is very yum yum though. So appetizing heh? =D
OVERCOMING BTT
And oh yah, the last on today's lesson plan is to taste triumph!!! Muahahaha!!! Opps, WRONG again, this isnt fattening. This is the more you taste it the more you crave for it!!! Hmmmm, time to really think of some real fattening stuff!!!


JOanne thought hard on 2:46:00 AM.